PIMP

Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!

haaa.. what do you think about the title ? For your information that PIMP has nothing to do with PIMPLE (incase you guys think it is a short form of pimple) or MTV Pimp My Ride. This is the real PIMP which you can found in Bukit Bintang at 2.30 am. But incase in Epgyt or to be more specific in Andralxiea, 11.30 pm pun dah ada.

It was thursday night where my friends and I went to Mansyiah for some shirts and jalan2 since we have finished our considered-as-final-paper mid sem exams that afternoon. (ape punye mentaliti ni ? habis exam ENJOY, padahal baru mid-sem). Anyhow concerning the jalan-jalan, we ate some ice-creams, bought some sweaters and I ate Pattaya for late supper (post dinner) at MARA building. ngehehehe...

After that we walked to catch a Tramco and as I passed by the Ramlh square and Ar*b man approached me. He was on the phone at that time so he asked me to wait. I noobly wait ( till now I wonder why the hell that I waited when that shit asked me to wait ). Then the conversation begins :

PIMP: where you want to go ? (in arab accent)

ME: going back to our house.

PIMP: you have a house here ? you live in Andralxiea ?

ME: *stumbling* err Aiwa. Ana tolib fi Gamaah Iskandariah

PIMP: you want time ?

ME : ha ? what time ? (x faham sebenarnye)

PIMP: anytime

ME: heh ? Ana mush arif. *Ape die merepek ni, Time apekejadah nye*

PIMP: how many are you in the house ?

ME: six of us.

PIMP: SEX

ME : yes six (bangang en ?)

PIMP: SEX

ME: yes six (sumpah aku ingat die cakap SIX. you know the arab accent is bloody difficult to understand)

WAN: die cakap Sex la afiq -__-"

ME:la ye ke...

PIMP: You want ?

ME: La'a.. Ana muslim.

PIMP: you sure you dont want ? I can see you want...

ME: *senyum kambing * la' la'... ( terus blah )

here's the thing, I dont mind if he offered me a bitch but x yah la cakap "i can see you want...". Ape muka aku ni muka sangap betina ke ar*b wehh... pfffttttt.... serious malam tu dah habis SEKEMA kot with nerd spectacle. tup tap kene label muke nak sex. Grrrrrrr....... Anyhow, that was my story and thank god that is just a small test from Allah to me. So what say you ? If a Pimp offered you and you are abroad with no parents or family around, would you accept it ? hrrmmmm... tampar dahi tanyelah orang sebelah

k.bye

When the going gets tough, The tough get going

Alhamdulillah. literally I'm done with exams ( because there are still few more tests such as arab, dent intro, study skills yg x berape nak errr lets just make it as ...... )

It was a hectic 2 weeks so far in Alex with so many things to revise and yes not to forget CARVING! So far I could say that I'm satisfied with what I have answered except for 1 particular subject grrrrr... x pe2, let bygone be bygone and what is important now is Tawakal.

Allow me to give the overview of how the test looks alike

ZOOLOGY

If you look at the book, it is similar to Sejarah F4 text book. Yup the one with so many words and sentences with very few pictures but in this case you have to understand the pictures as well ( If sejarah, you wont bother who on earth is that dead person in the picture! )

=

( SAME X ? SAME X ? OK X SAME -__- )

But that is just an introduction to what Zoology looks alike. What surprised me is that the questions itself. Just imagine you read up to 120 pages few days before the exam since that was the pages that have been covered and the question end up like this :

( FIRST PAGE )

1. Draw the structure of Areolar Connective Tissue and give the function of cell in the tissue ( 10 MARKS )
2. Draw the steps of muscle contraction and the graph of Twitch contraction and Tetanic contraction (tetanus) ( 10 MARKS )

Me: Eh , ni je ke ? 'Flip the page to look on the Second page'

( SECOND PAGE )

this is me -->

So nak x nak I have to answer the "questions" and I did answered but of coz followed with a very much prays and tawakal. Insyaallah everything will be fine kot ??!!

DENTAL MORPHOLOGY

This subject is my biggest fear so far and same goes to the rest. Why liao ? Kerana... Kerana.... Kerana ye Muhd Adif kita hendaklah mendapat Kab Ba Ra Kaf Aliff Ta Nun Keberrrrkatan. Haa merepek dah. Well this is because we need and it is a must for us to carve the teeth. Haa, this is the thing that I ranting over and over and over again in my twitter. x caye , tgk ni !

So what is carving all about ?

well actually carving is an act of producing (an object) by cutting and shaping a hard material. In my contacts, carving is an act of producing ( a certain tooth) by cutting and shaping a hard wax.

How do I carve ?

Next post la I sepelin (explain).

Hrrmmm.. back to the Dental morphology. The test was divided into two sections, written and practical carving. For written, we have to understand and knows exactly each aspect and chronology of each tooth in our mouth. yes every angle and points . Alhamdulillah I could answered the questions and again TAWAKAL is the next best thing I could do. For carving, (both written and carving were in the same day) at first 10 minutes my adrenaline rush and shivers send throughout my body. We have to carve 'PERMANENT MAXILLARY CANINE' within 1 hour 30 mins. Then after 10 minutes, I managed to calm down and focus on carving. Whilst 'enjoying' and working on the wax, tgh tekun lagi khushuk nih, tiba-tiba

and explosion was heard. (Selamat x de ayat2 or aksi2 spontan yang bukan2 dilakukan, pheww) "sepertaya" a pelita-like where we put Kerosene in it and light up the wick which belongs to a girl that sits next to me was exploded. Dangerous kan ? the explosion was seriously sounds like an explosion (lol x tahu nak define camne dah) and everybody was utterly shocked and flabbergasted. Luckily the "sepertaya" didn't broke. If its broke.... i dont think this post was available by now. Alhamdulillah, syukur, syukur,syukur! Serious shock tahap dewa at that time. Then I started to shivers once again T.T On and on I managed to finish my carving within that period which again, Alhamdulillah. Now its up to Allah. and yes again TAWAKAL.

The rest of the subjects are something that I was malas to share coz nothing much to share. With that, I thank you. *bow, clap clap clap*

Mid Sem

2 weeks of Mid Sem exam

Physics

Zoology

Genetics

Chemistry

Dental Anatomy

Gonna work my ass off and I need bless and luck

Dalam 10 Cakap 1 Nombor

This is addictive.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sunset in Alex

A series of sunset in Alexandria

captivating, magnificent, subhanallah

What Happens in Alex, Stays in Alex

Finally i managed to walk around Alex after nearly 2 months living in Alexandria. It was thursday evening where I should recite the yaasin instead of going out and have fun. Ish Ish Ish (sambil geleng2 kepala) lagha-lagha. Hrrmmm back to the point, Iqy who is a medic student from Cairo University came to Alex that day. Mind you Cairo was a 3 hours train ride to Alex. So it takes a lot of guts and time for him to simply come to Alex during his 2 days weekend holiday. Nak x nak kene la bawak die pusing2 Alex n so forth. Why he came to Alex at the first place ? hahahaha.... 1 silly reason where I think I should keep it private bagi menjaga sensitiviti masyarakat Islam di Mesir. LMFAO. There are 4 of us me, iki, and 2 girls. ( now you get what I mean ? >.< )

Picture speaks louder than crap words so here it is,

PRESENTING THE COLOURS OF ALEXANDRIA

*padahal kaler sume lebih kurang same*

eyyyeeerrrr... why like that one. No idea. Btw, I'm her "MUSHRIF" not her "MUSHY-MUSHY". So generally, I have to accompany her where ever she go around Egypt. At least that was the rule as far as I'm concern. The girl should be accompanied with a mushrif for her safety (a body-guard like)

Motif-less pix. Pffttt

Oh did I mentioned earlier that we had our dinner at Chillis. Yesh, its Chillis and the price are very much the same as in Malaysia . Total of 4 dishes are LE375. Divide by 1.6 for RM thank you.

Then we lepak tepi pantai. Freezing cold sampai rase macam nak poo.

Winter + Seaside + Night = Pandai sangat

Entiti bukti: to show the presence of Iqy. Gambar terpaksa dicensored atas sebab-sebab yg x dapat dielakkan.

Its not really Alex though but lantaklah. hahahahahahhahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahaha

we went back 12 midnight. 6 am Malaysian time. Yes, time korang bangun subuh baru aku sampai rumah. tu pun kalau korang bangun ....

Kolej Memang Seronok

This entry should have been posted months ago but due to my laziness ( told you i'm not an avid blogger, berapa kali nak cakap! hish ), so I post it now. Lantaklah, bende ni dah jadi HIStory ke or HERstory asalkan I post it. hrrrmmm... merujuk perkara diatas, adalah dengan ini dimaklumkan bahawa saya pernah masuk ke kolej. Kolej mana ? Kolej Melayu Kuala Kangsar ? oh tidak. Kolej Yayasan Saad ? oh tidak juga. Kolej Tunku Kurshiah ? ade yang makan penyepak kang ni. So kolej apakah ? alah.. sume orang tahu la weh, Kolej MARA Banting kan ? DUSH!!!! Pegi Banting pun x penah, nak belajar kat KMB pulak. *x nak pun* So the answer is.....(drumstick rolling rollling stone)....Kolej Memang Seronok ! Yeah. For your information, Kolej Memang Seronok ni terletak di ibu negeri Negeri Sembilan, Seremban. (Yup, N9 yg kalah dgn Kelantan time Piala Malaysia tu). Kedudukan Kolej Memang Seronok ini teramatlah strategik bagi pelajar2 yg mempunyai nafsu makan yg sangat buas dan perakus kerana ia terletak di kawasan segi tiga Fast Food iaitu Dominos Pizza (free delivery), A&W(float terbaik) dan Cendol Leman Dawi. hahahahhaa but that's not my point of entry yet. cut it short and make it simple. I am very grateful to be one of the Kolej Memang Seronok members. sujud syukur hari-hari. but nothing last forever and Allah pinjamkan all the fun that I had just for awhile. 2 months to be specific :( but the bond and memories I had from the college was remarkable and priceless. what is so special about this Kolej Memang Seronok ?

1. BESTFRIENDS

This is one of the reasons why this KMS is so special to me. Look, I have millions of friends (exaggerating) accros the world (poyo lah weh) and most of my friends are my Bestfriends (nak jage hati kawan). See, how I cherish friendship ? So you are lucky if you are my friends and if I think you are my friend. lolololol but here's the thing, I also found my bestfriendss here. yes its plural. and they know who they are. god knows how I miss them sob sob sob. Thanks for making my 2 months in KMS worth 2 years in Disneyland. woooo....

aaahhhh.... steamboat

2.MD62

Ni satu lagi, I found the BEST yet TERBAIK class ever. serious. I never thought that it could be such a wonderful class. My first impression was "heh, cakap aku kene stay ngan budak-budak ni for 2 years" I know I was being MEAN but that was only a thought man. You cant blame me for having such thaught! sorrry laa... But tell you what, they are such a bright kids and funny weh. For those who didn't experienced it , korang boleh la cakap i'm being very poyo la, bajet bagus la nak show off ahli class mcm aku sorang ade class, etc etc. But u are not in the class, so shut the hell up.

3.Teachers

Yeah the teachers or should I say lecturers are very nice and very great. I can't say much instead saying Big Thanks for the 2 months knowledge . Chemist,Econs,English HL,Malay A1,Biology,T.o.K,P.islam, math SL. and the rest :D

4.DOMINOS

lol. I know this is not part of the KMS but nak letak jugak. I eat Dominos at least 3 times a week here. coz we'r such a fat P**.

told ya!

dah malas nak hurai karangan SPM ni panjang2, just so you know that I have a great life in KMS and this is a test from God to see how strong my determination is in becoming a distinguish dentist since I have to make choices whether to stay then to fly or straight away fly to Egypt where I am now. T.T Hope that I have choose the right decision and the rest Tawakal. Alhamdulillah for such opportunity to be part of KMS.

yes i'm a muslim, and so do you :)

“Sesungguhnya tak boleh bagi kamu mempunyai kebahagiaan di dunia. Dan engkau lebih berhajat lagi kepada kebahagiaan di akhirat. Maka mulai dengan kebahagiaan kamu dari akhirat lalu ambilkan. Sesungguhnya engkau akan lalu di atas kebahagiaan dari dunia, maka hendaklah engkau mengaturnya.”

Ahlan Wasahlan ya Misr

Assalamualaikum, salam sejahtera, hello, namaste, konichiwa, guten morgen, dan sewaktu dengan nya.

I have change the URL and here it is my new blog. You see, to me blogging ain't that addictive and i'm not an avid blogger as well. Mind you, I may not as great as Hanis Zalikha or the trollers Obefiend which make income from their blog but "Eh suke hati aku lah, its a free country! Orang lain ade blog, aku nak gak berblog." enough of babbling, so why 'Ahlan Wasahlan ya Misr' while the one who read this blog ( if theres any ) is not even the Egyptian, the answer is "saje je". Since I create this first post for this blog at Egypt, so nak gak la buat Title cam best. pffttttt....

Ok i'm not gonna create a lame-ass story of 'My experience in Egypt' at this post yet since there are so many things that I would love to post rather than speaking about the my very last-thing-to-post-topic which is anything that has to do with Egypt. So sape-sape yang nak tgk gamba-gamba aku kat Egypt, tunggu lah sampai aku rase betul-betul ikhlas nak post pasal Egypt. Plus all the pics are still in the camera digital nikon yang "L" tu. Hehs. Till then press la button Follow tu and feel free to read my blog (ayat cliche seh).

Yes I'm a Muslim and so do you :)

"Maka di antara manusia ada yang berdoa, 'Ya Tuhan kami, berilah kami (kebaikan) di dunia'. dan tiadalah baginya kebahagiaan di akhirat. Dan di antara mereka ada yang berdoa, 'Ya Tuhan kami, berilah kami kebaikan di dunia dan kebaikan di akhirat dan peliharalah kami dari siksa neraka.' Mereka itulah orang-orang yang mendapat kebahagiaan dari apa yang mereka usahakan. Dan, Allah sangat cepat perhitungan-Nya." (al- Baqarah : 200-202).

the pursuit of happiness

i'm in KMS and i'm happy to be here :) seriously. it is super fantastically wholesome fun. as the fresher, I pretty hate the orientation. but as days goes by, it become more and more exciting and i could say its thrilling enough. the seniors are great and helpful, my lame thoughts was the seniors would be super cruel and super effing poyo. but it ended up the other way round. wohooo. alhamdulillah. plus our age difference is just 1 year. nothing much la. sorry for the SBP thoughts of mine. kinda get used to it.

FRIENDS

word that i love the most. here in KMS, there are tonnes of new peeps from all over Malaysia. majority of them are from SBP and MRSM. so yeah, we kinda get used with the asrama environment. so many things to tell but i was lazy to type. sorry. lets keep it simple.

• my new friends here are all GREAT!!!
• the lecturers are as caring as kusess teachers
• 1 room 3 peoples
• there are only 4 guys taking dentistry
• there's a stall next to Dewan Selera called LAHOMA. (my fav spot, melantak mlm2 sodap bai )
• my class will start very soon and i'm gonna have to work my ass off.
• the new environment welcomes me
  
• i'm happy to be in KMS and i dont think i will go to Egypt although i got the scholarship :(
• yeah the new aim is 40 POINTS AND ABOVE and let me FLY !!!!
  

IB freak

many have asked on what IB is.. here I quote on what IB really is...

PENDAHULUAN Diasaskan pada tahun 1968, merupakan program peringkat diploma yang dikendalikan oleh International Baccalaureate Organisation (IBO). IBO adalah badan bukan kerajaan (NGO) yang beribu pejabat di Geneva, Switzerland. Walau bagaimanapun, hal-hal peperiksaan dan kurikulum (IBCA) diuruskan di pejabat yang terletak di Cardiff, United Kingdom. Pada Jun 2005, Kolej MARA Seremban (KMS) telah mendapat kepercayaan MARA untuk menjalankan program IB ini. Pelajar yang terpilih ke KMS akan melanjutkan pelajaran ke luar negara sama ada di bidang perubatan, perguruan/tindikan MRSM (Sains & Matematik), pergigian dan biotenologi. SUBJEK YANG DITAWARKAN Kurikulum IB merangkumi 6 kumpulan subjek : 1) Language A (Bahasa Ibunda) termasuk kajian Sastera Dunia, subjek yang ditawarkan ialah Malay A1. 2) language B (Bahasa Kedua), subjek yang ditawarkan ialah English B. 3) Individu dalam masyarakat, subjek yang ditawarkan ialah - Ekonomi - Perniagaan & Pengurusan - Teknologi Maklumat dalam masyarakat global 4) Sains Amali, Subjek yag ditawarkan ialah biologi,kimia dan fizik. 5) Matematik dan Sains Komputer, subjek yang ditawarkan ialah Matematik. 6) Kesenian, akan dilaksanakan dalam aktiviti kokurikulum (CAS) Disamping itu, pelajar juga diwajibkan mengikuti aktiviti CAS (Creativity, Action, Services), mengambil subjek Theory of Knowledge (ToK) dan menyiapkan satu "Extended Essay" (EE). SYARAT MINIMA MENDAPAT TAJAAN MARA UNTUK PENGAJIAN DI PERINGKAT IJAZAH Pelajar perlu mendapat tidak kurang daripada 35 mata daripada keputusan peperiksaan. MOD PENGAJIAN • Kuliah Harian • Konsultasi bersama guru subjek • Program Mentor-mentee • Aktiviti kelab dan sukan • Perkhidmatan kaunseling dan kaunselor • "Study Group" • Kem motivasi • Pembelajaran dibantu dengan kemudahan seperti perpustakaan, internet 'wireless' di kawasan Kolej, makmal dan lain-lain. • "Intensive Revision Programme" TEMPOH PENGAJIAN 2 tahun

into the next level

venue : KOLEJ MARA SEREMBAN
date : July 2010 - June 2012
course : International Baccalaureate - Dentistry
registration date : 30 June 2010

This is my fate ( for now ) , I accept it with all my heart. I'm gonna work my ass off for this course. 2 years ! x pe, x lame mane pun 2 tahun je. New target is set in my studying life!

35 points and above

insyaallah

-______________-

Salam. Sy perlukan salinan passport segera. boleh dapatkan hari ini jg dan emel atau fax kpd saya segera! ini utk submission kpd Mesir. harap maklum dan perlu tindakan segera.
- QAS agency-

received this message at 11.17 and realized that my passport was long expired. -___-' dealed with Mam besar and she sent me to JPN Wangsa Maju at 1200. Googled what it takes to renew a passport and prepared everything in rush.

• passport picture [checked]
• 2 copies of Mykad [checked]
• birth cert. ( still under 18. lol) [checked]
• 2 copies of parent's mykad [checked but the copies was with pengesahan ]
• myKad [checked]

tukar baju siap2 then i doubted ' is it enough for just 2 copies (padahal dah tahu memang cukup) ? alah... photostat je la satu lagi.' Placed the myKad in the printer and press "Copy". than mum called suro keluar rumah coz she waited me outside. took the mykad copy and terus turn bawah , keluar rumah and masuk kereta.

(in the car)

mom : every things ready ?
me : sudah
mom : ic ?
me : sudah
mom :birth cert ?
me : sudah. everythings dah ade dah dlm envelope
mom : ok.

changed the gear to D , released the handbrake and off we go to Wangsa Maju. The traffic was terrific. Lagi2 kat depan Great Eastern tu , simpang nak masuk kat Jelatek . But I dont care that much coz Twitter kan ade ! heee... then soon as my mum passed by Wangsa Maju Putra station , suddenly my adrenaline rush and straight away i checked my wallet. DARN! mykad was in the printer!!! -_______-' ( buat muke innocence ckp kat Mam besar yg mykad tertinggal ) tu dia... her lecture! amik kau afiq! padan sangat ngan muke kau tu! tp x pe, Twitter kan ade.. heeee lagi skali... so we turned back and headed to the home once again. redah the traffic once again last2 sampai JPN around 1330.

( in the JPN )

showed my existing picture to the concierge and asked her whether that kind of picture can be use = (x boleh ). keluar balik and snapped a picture , masuk took a number and Whoa! terus kene panggil that number. Pantas dan efisyen nye... gave her all the documents and so but Dang! parent mykad copies were not accepted coz the copies was with pengesahan. -___-' go out again and photostat a new one. Got in, gave her the copies, processing..processing..processing... suddenly :

kakak tu : dik, kene tukar ic br coz comp. x boleh bace
me : ok ( again -______________-"""" )

changed the ic around 15 minutes, then came back to the counter. then she asked for a recent passport. GULP! (inside the drawer in my cupboard) -______________-'''''''' speechless tahap dewa weh!

headed back to the house and get the passport and reached 10 minutes before the JPN closed. fuhh!!! luckily the workers at the JPN was nice and generous. 20 minutes after that i FINALLY got my so called NEW PASSPORT!

moral : ni mesti sebab x bace doa bile kuar rumah . that's why they were so many obstacles. ye lah tu afiq.......

Shakira - WAKA WAKA - Official Song World Cup 2010 - HD MUSIC VIDEO

WAKA WAKA LYRICS

Oooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehh

You're a good soldier
Choosing your battles
Pick yourself up
And dust yourself off
Get back in the saddle

You're on the front line
Everyone's watching
You know it's serious
We are getting closer
This isn't over

The pressure is on
You feel it
But you got it all
Believe it

When you fall get up, oh oh
If you fall get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Cuz this is Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Listen to your God
This is our motto
Your time to shine
Don't wait in line
Y vamos por todo

People are raising
Their expectations
Go on and feed them
This is your moment
No hesitations

Today's your day
I feel it
You paved the way
Beleive it

If you get down get up, oh oh
When you get down get up, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

(Lady Singing)

Voice: Tsamina mina, Anawa a a
Tsamina mina
Tsamina mina, Anawa a a

Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a
Tsamina mina, eh eh
Waka waka, eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa

Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a

Django eh eh
Django eh eh
Tsamina mina zangalewa
Anawa a a

(2x) This time for Africa

(2x) We're all Africa

Superwoman

To my beloved Superwoman...

i may not good in expressing my love but i want you to know
that no words best describe how I heart you and
only God knows how much you mean to me.

.Eldest son of yours.

sleep ovah!

last night was a long night. i'm a walking zombie this morning.

went to Omair's crib for a kenduri doa' selamat at Kajang with Malee, Shatek, Bui, Mon, Bambang, Irbuk, Afiq N., and Mok. reached there at 9.30 and it was actually in the midst of the event. after makan2 and sesi merakus was done, we lepak there untill 11.00 p.m. then received a phone call from my sis.

sis: where are you
me: still at kajang
sis: nak balik x ni?
me: entah la, x sure
sis: cepat la, org nk tdo ni. nak balik ke x?
me: x kot.
sis: ok

later that day all 9 of us headed to Afiq N.'s house. Arrived around 00.00. The house is A Cat Kingdom. Cats are everywhere in his house and tonnes of them. I almost step on one of them coz they're everywhere. Huish... Then that night we CHAT-A-LOT , moving in and out of the house, looking the view of the city since his house was high up in the hill. Lepaking on the road. Free Shisha as well , but i don't really prefer actually. ON9 too... free wi-fi. and the most interesting part of all was we (Shatek, Malee, AFIQ n., and me) were performing our Subuh at the nearby surau. wohooo... the only 4 Belia's yg ade kat surau tu. its been a long time i didn't perform Subuh at surau. eversince i left KUSESS :( and i miss the feeling of waking up early in the morning and go to surau stuff. :'((

Mon was the first to hit the hay around 4.30 a.m followed by Bambang and Mok. Malee luckily got his nap at 7 a.m. same goes to Irbuk. while Shatek, Bui, Afiq N., and me were the fantastic 4 who lost the pleasure of sleeping that night. Sharp at 8 a.m , we left Kajang for Bangi since Mon need to go for his Physio at 9.00. Then breakfast at Bangi, we were the walking zombies having our breakfast in a daylight.left Bangi and headed to Pandan Indah with Bui and Irbuk. ow yeah.. i slept whenever i can along the journey to Pandan Indah.

soon as i reached home , took a bath , turned on the aircond, rolled down the curtain, and KABOOOSH!!! dreamland i went -___-

incognito no more

hell yeahh... you've been such a sarcastic to me and i wonder why i kept on replying every nonsense message that you gave. perhaps its just me whom the curiosity is a little high. *sigh*

so i check with Mon and Malee the owner of the number and it's positively Bui ( no wonder la if it's him). but i doubt that because the way he text me isn't so much like a Bui (trust me, i know him). Bui wouldn't spend his credit for +/- 70 crap texts (until i write this post). Owh yeah, the phone ring again now making it 71 texts. WTF!

and this morning i asked my aunt to check this number. shouldn't a problem to her since she's working in Celcom. and the owner of the number is:

MUHAMMAD SHUKRI BIN ABDUL HALIM
****** , Pandan Indah, 55100 K.L

(memang confirm la yassir punye)

so later i text la this anonymous which i'm sure he is Yassir telling him to stop playing around coz i knew that it was Yassir, bla,bla,bla thing. then this bugger replied : sape Yassir ? pemilik HP ni ke? aku jumpe HP ni. [ lagi r... ] and i straight away called Yassir and yes he was confirming to me that he lost the HP. Bagero... dah. i'm done with this Fucking text. text me selagi ko mampu but i'll never reply. think it back, why m i so damn idiot silly pegi layan si GILE ni? haih.. maybe tha fact that i GOT NOTHING TO DO. so yeah.. this kinda an activity to me. ape2 je la.

moral : never ever reply anonymous text.

sorry to say but i'm sorry

SM: afiq, jom kluar pegi Low Yat esok.
Me: err.... nk bwat pe ?
SM: aku nk tgk HP aku ni GPS die x de la..
Me: (my lazy ass just dont agree with the plan) hrrmm.. ape kate ko tanye celcom center instead of pegi Low Yatt.
SM: Alaa... jom la. kite makan2, jalan2, kat Times Sq.
Me:( i'd blacklisted TS from my lepak list and again this lazy ass just dont agree with that) hrmm... boleh je ( LIAR )... but i need to confirm with my aunt whether she'll come to my house tomorrow or not ( BIG LlAR ) coz I need to babysit my cousins ( MAJOR LIAR ).

>that afternoon<

Text to SM : SM, sorry cant make it tomorrow ( THE TRUTH ). I need to babysit my cousin la... (SUPER LIAR)

to whom it may concern: my apologize to you for lying but i'm sure that's better instead of saying " Malas lah!" i hate lying but i dont know why its so hard for me to say "Malas lah!". Back when i was at BC, we were taught on how to deal with unfortunate action. so yeah, sometimes Brit's do lie for them to be polite :) and i'm just being polite, i supposed ;p

kenduri kendara

uwan held a kenduri last weekend. horrayy!!! everybody came back. All 20 grandchildren of Pn Zakiah were back :)) lets talk less and let the pictures describe everything.

menu of the day. Nyum...nyum...

Amirul Hakimi. PSP 24/7

some of my aunts with their respective child

people bace yassin kat luar... they played PSP inside the room. hehs.

Faiq Danish. The irksome crying of him.

meet Adam Rayyan and Irsyad Darwisy

yeah. sape lah ni...

5 things that would surely appear in my lappy screen :)

1. video call seems so much easier. thanks to Skype!

2. YM for an unstoppable chatting

3. the iTunes for the Music

4. yeah... i'm sure everybody did the same. the most common website that more than 300 millions users worldwide used to log in. The super addictive FACEBOOK.

5. and here it is... my current addiction. tweet tweet twitter.

p/s: the blog was not in the list since i seldom update my blog. hell yeah.. the blog is not addictive to me. sorry -_-

5 steps as the lappy is on

BIG THANKS :D

had a GREAT, FABULOUS, ELECTRIFIED day.
BIG thanks to Min the sailor man who extremely generous by sponsoring the lunch, dinner and the movie. ALLAH SELAMATKAN KAMU... 3X :D

Skype Me!

yeay! so we skype

joie de vivre

grateful, thankful, blissful

• hardworks paid off
• still, this is just the beginning and i'm happy the way it start
• fellow friends who didn't really succeed, there's always next time
• alhamdulillah 0;)

driving school

It's a cliche topic but I insist! Plus its my blog, so why bother.

let me make it short and simple ;

1. I LOATHE THE DRIVING SCHOOL
2. I DESPISE THE INSTRUCTOR
3. I'M SICK WITH THE RED KANCIL OF MY DRIVING INSTITUTE
4. I WAS CONSTANTLY SOAKED EVERYTIME I FINISHED THE CLASS
5. its a nightmare everytime i go to the driving thing, somebody wake me up! i'm begging :((

now she goes online...

• she started to switch on the lappy
• she started to go online
• I taught her how to use the net
• she's a fast learner though
• now that she's waiting for her very own lappy
• hope she's happy with her future hobby
• she is my nenekku sayang :)

.enjoy the excursion.

Niyang Rapik... lol

Yesterday, me,3 of my sibs, aunts , and uncles enjoyed a midnight show at the cinema but yang peliknye we watched Niyang Rapik. Hahahaha... maybe bcoz it's midnight and choices of the movie

23

attended my mum's cousin nikah ceremony at Seremban in afternoon. The sky darkened and a fine rain swept the car as we arrived. Granny, great-grand, and her bibik were already there. While waiting for the groom to arrive, I sat under the canopy with my dad and as usual, i showed no interest with what he chat on with other relatives, flicking listlessly at my phone, texting somebody by means i'd chat with them instead of doing nothing. haih. enough for the boring part. Now straight away to the climax. As the grooms vowed that he'll be loyal to his wife,etc,etc and soon he mentioned the bride NRIC number, i was astonished! the first two number was 87 and my brain started to count her age. It was 23! Yes its 23, my mum's cousins who was the bride was 23! I'm not excited coz she's married at 23, thats her luck though. But what i surprised was the fact that she's a doctor. At 23! Yup, for your information the newlyweds were both DOCTORS ;) Now i kinda released that to be a doctor, u dont need to be old. After all, it wouldnt take so long for you to become a doctor. Of coz study is a lifelong process but hey, u dont have to really complete the studies coz it never will ;p

p/s: to future doctors, change your perception! u can get the Dr. title as early as 23 ;) BEST OF LUCK!

Dr. Naemah and Dr. (soon identified)

GET WELL SOON

Visited Shamon on Monday and Wednesday at Tawakal Hospital. He caught an accident

GET WELL SOON .tribute to Mon.

Visited Shamon on Monday and Wednesday at Tawakal Hospital as he caught an accident. His motorcycle kissed a car. The driver's fault, so no worries. But Mon broke his legs and undergo an operation. Malee,Bob,Mok,Ikhwan are some loyals who accompanied Mon at the hospital at night. Thumbs up guys. but theres more i supposed. On monday, Mon caught a fever so he slept all the time when i visited him. Maybe he still in shock with the accident. Next i went to the hospital on wed since boredorm strikes me in the house. And yes, he pretty much recover and started to do his physio things. He also started to move around using the wheelchair. Dont worry, u'll recover soon. We'll always with you especially Malee lah kan, ur neighbour cum dormmate ;)

p/s: To kusessians whom not yet visit him, what more to wait... visit and cheer Mon now!